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Eldritch-Turnip

YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN
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A Faceful of Fuck by Eldritch-Turnip, literature

Artist // Hobbyist // Traditional Art
My Bio

I feel the grey goo boiling my blood

As I watch the dead rise up out of the Earth


Favourite Visual Artist
Jackson Pollock is a genius for selling paint splatters to wealthy dipshits
Favourite Movies
Aliens, Jurassic Park, Jaws, Under the Skin, Black Swan, Looper, The Babadook, It Follows, Mad Max Fury Road, Deadpool, The VVitch, We're The Millers, Birdemic
Favourite TV Shows
https://www.youtube.com/user/BadLipReading/videos
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Adriano Celentano
Favourite Books
The Yellow Pages
Favourite Writers
http://oglaf.com/
Favourite Games
Super Metroid, Super Mario World, Shovel Knight, Megaman 3, Bayonetta 2, Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Favourite Gaming Platform
SNES
Tools of the Trade
Robitussin
Other Interests
Eating deli meat with my fingers by myself at 3 in the morning

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Hey man. Hope you're at peace now. I'll always remember the shenanigans we got up to. Remember the first time we met Sever Project? That case we found was gross. We got burgers after, perfect end to the night right?


I miss the tunes we made, I miss your art and I miss you. You left a gap, it's killing me. I'm sorry for any misdoings, I'm sorry for your addictions and I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. I'm glad your ashes are at the farm, you and Ellie loved that place I hear. I miss you with all my heart. I ain't gonna forget all the times we had good or bad.


Love ya Jonny. Always.

I have not been to deviantArt in awhile as well as my old computer's motherboard died and now I finally have a different computer. I am slowly getting back into making stuff again. However, the new interface of deviantArt here stinks worse than a chronic case of bacterial vaginosis!


Even worse, several people I used to watch on deviantArt have now become rabid social justice warriors and have removed all of their old art! Arrgh!


Well, if I ever do get my amusement park idea up and running I will give you a free lifetime pass.

Man, I haven't been on this site in ages and it's all changed since I was last here. I looked at your page and found out we're a pair of pervy creeps:

Watching

I haven't been on here in ages either and I no longer understand how the place works. I think I've reached the point in getting old where if any purveyors of technology feel the need to continuously reinvent the wheel they can go and fuck themselves.

Avast ye matey!
Thanks for the faves! :)